[TPR] MILITARY RULES

[Charles Engles]

Dear Dennis,

 

 

              How excellent and hilarious!     Thank you and Frank for
sharing.   

 

 

                           Warmest regards,  Chuck Engles

 

 

 

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Sent: Saturday, January 08, 2011 7:52 PM
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Subject: [TPR] MILITARY RULES

 

Hilarious...even if you have see before....Thanks Frank for sharing.
 

Mad Dawg Antenucci 
Team Pantera Racing 

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: 
 Military    Rules  
Marine Rules: 
1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. 
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough. 3. Have a plan. 4. Have a
back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work. 5. Be polite. Be
professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. 6. Do not attend a
gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a '4.' 7. Anything
worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. 8.
Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal
preferred.) 9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible. 10. Flank your
adversary when possible. Protect yours. 11. Always cheat; always win. The
only unfair fight is the one in which you lose. 12. In ten years nobody will
remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember
who lived. 13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your
intention to shoot. Navy SEAL's Rules: 1. Look very cool in sunglasses. 2.
Kill every living thing within view. 3. Adjust Speedo. 4. Check hair in
mirror. US Army Rangers Rules: 1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack
while starving. 2. Locate individuals requiring killing. 3. Request
permission via radio from 'Higher' to perform killing. 4. Curse bitterly
when mission is aborted. 5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack
while starving. US Army Rules: 1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational
order. 2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee. 3. Curse bitterly.
4. Curse bitterly. 5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you killed. 6.
Curse bitterly. US Air Force Rules:  1. Have a cocktail. 2. Adjust
temperature on air-conditioner. 3. See what's on HBO. 4. Ask 'What is a
gunfight?' 5. Request more funding from Congress with a 'killer' Power Point
presentation. 6. Wine & dine ''key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense
industry executives. 7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble
assets. 8. Declare the assets 'strategic' and never deploy them
operationally. 9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time. 10. Make sure the base is as
far as possible from the conflict but close enough to have tax exemption. US
Navy Rules: 1. Go to Sea. 2. Drink Coffee. 3. Deploy Marines And the next...
(You've got to love the Navy, and God bless them all.) U.S. Navy Directive
16134 ( Inappropriate T-Shirts                                  ) The
following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all naval
installations in the Middle East . (It was obviously directed at the
Marines.) To: All Commands Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts Ref: ComMidEast
For Inst 16134//24 K All commanders promulgate upon receipt. The following
T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian
personnel serving in the Middle East : 1. 'Eat Pork or Die' [both English
and Arabic versions] 2. 'Shrine Busters' [Various. Show burning minarets or
bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.] 3.
'Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy' [Both English and Arabic versions] 4. 'Goat - it
isn't just for breakfast anymore.' [Both English and Arabic versions] 5.
'The road to Paradise begins with me.' [Mostly Arabic versions, but some in
English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs.] 6. 'Guns don't kill people. I
kill people.' [Both Arabic and English versions] 7. 'Pork. The other white
meat.' [Arabic version] 8. 'Infidel' [English,  Arabic and other coalition
force languages.] The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges
upon receipt of this directive. In addition, the following signs are to be
removed upon receipt of this message: 1. 'Islamic Religious Services Will Be
Held at the Firing Range at 0800 Daily.' 2. 'Do we really need 'smart bombs'
to drop on these dumb bastards?' All commands are instructed to implement
sensitivity training upon receipt. 










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