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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-US link=blue vlink=purple><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>Dear Dennis,<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'> How excellent and hilarious! Thank you and Frank for sharing. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'> Warmest regards, Chuck Engles<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div><div style='border:none;border-top:solid #B5C4DF 1.0pt;padding:3.0pt 0in 0in 0in'><p class=MsoNormal><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'>From:</span></b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'> tpr-bounces@teampanteraracing.com [mailto:tpr-bounces@teampanteraracing.com] <b>On Behalf Of </b>Mad Dog Antenucci<br><b>Sent:</b> Saturday, January 08, 2011 7:52 PM<br><b>To:</b> F.R. Cirrincione; tpr@teampanteraracing.com<br><b>Cc:</b> falconsimage@msn.com<br><b>Subject:</b> [TPR] MILITARY RULES<o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><div><div><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Hilarious...even if you have see before....Thanks Frank for sharing.<br> <o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal><em><b><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:blue'>Mad Dawg Antenucci </span></b></em><b><i><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:blue'><br></span></i></b><strong><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:red'>Team Pantera Racing</span></strong><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'> <o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal><strong><i><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>The 1st & still the only vintage race team in open road racing </span></i></strong><b><i><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><br></span></i></b><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:blue'><a href="http://www.teampanteraracing.com" target="_blank">www.teampanteraracing.com</a></span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div><div class=MsoNormal align=center style='text-align:center'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'><hr size=1 width="100%" align=center></span></div><table class=MsoNormalTable border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td valign=top style='padding:0in 0in 0in 0in'><blockquote style='border:none;border-left:solid #1010FF 1.5pt;padding:0in 0in 0in 3.0pt;margin-left:3.0pt;margin-top:5.0pt;margin-bottom:5.0pt'><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><div id=yiv1704899574><blockquote style='margin-top:5.0pt;margin-bottom:5.0pt'><blockquote style='margin-top:5.0pt;margin-bottom:5.0pt'><blockquote style='margin-top:5.0pt;margin-bottom:5.0pt'><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:12.0pt'><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><br><br>: </span><br> <b><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:#004080'>Military Rules </span></b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'> <br></span><b><span style='font-size:13.0pt;color:#1F497D'>Marine Rules: <br></span></b><span style='font-size:13.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. <br>2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough. 3. Have a plan. 4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work. 5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. 6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a '4.' 7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. 8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.) 9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible. 10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours. 11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one in which you lose. 12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived. 13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot. <b><span style='color:#002060'>Navy SEAL's Rules: </span></b>1. Look very cool in sunglasses. 2. Kill every living thing within view. 3. Adjust Speedo. 4. Check hair in mirror. <b><span style='color:#424200'>US Army Rangers Rules: </span></b>1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving. 2. Locate individuals requiring killing. 3. Request permission via radio from 'Higher' to perform killing. 4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted. 5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving. <b><span style='color:#004200'>US Army Rules: </span></b></span><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order. 2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee. 3. Curse bitterly. 4. Curse bitterly. 5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you killed. 6. Curse bitterly. </span><b><span style='font-size:13.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>US Air Force Rules: </span></b><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'> </span><span style='font-size:13.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>1. Have a cocktail. 2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner. 3. See what's on HBO. 4. Ask 'What is a gunfight?' 5. Request more funding from Congress with a 'killer' Power Point presentation. 6. Wine & dine ''key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives. 7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets. 8. Declare the assets 'strategic' and never deploy them operationally. 9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time. 10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but close enough to have tax exemption. <b>US Navy Rules: </b>1. Go to Sea. 2. Drink Coffee. 3. Deploy Marines <b><span style='color:#4141FF'>And the next... (You've got to love the Navy, and God bless them all.) </span>U.S. Navy Directive 16134 ( Inappropriate T-Shirts ) The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all naval installations in the Middle East .</b></span><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'> </span><b><span style='font-size:13.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>(It was obviously directed at the Marines.) To: All Commands Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts Ref: ComMidEast For Inst 16134//24 K All commanders promulgate upon receipt. The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East : 1. 'Eat Pork or Die' </span></b><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>[both English and Arabic versions] </span></b><b><span style='font-size:13.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>2. 'Shrine Busters' </span></b><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>[Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.] </span></b><b><span style='font-size:13.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>3. 'Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy' </span></b><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>[Both English and Arabic versions] </span></b><b><span style='font-size:13.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>4. 'Goat - it isn't just for breakfast anymore.' </span></b><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>[Both English and Arabic versions] </span></b><b><span style='font-size:13.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>5. 'The road to Paradise begins with me.' </span></b><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>[Mostly Arabic versions, but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs.] </span></b><b><span style='font-size:13.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>6. 'Guns don't kill people. I kill people.' </span></b><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>[Both Arabic and English versions] </span></b><b><span style='font-size:13.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>7. 'Pork. The other white meat.' </span></b><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>[Arabic version] </span></b><b><span style='font-size:13.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>8. 'Infidel' </span></b><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>[English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.] </span></b><b><span style='font-size:13.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive. In addition, the following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message: 1. 'Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range at 0800 Daily.' 2. 'Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?' All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt. <br></span></b><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><br><br></span><o:p></o:p></p></blockquote><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:12.0pt'><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"'><br><br></span><o:p></o:p></p></blockquote><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"'><br><br>------ End of Forwarded Message</span><o:p></o:p></p></blockquote></div></blockquote></td></tr></table><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p></div></div></div></div></body></html>