[TPR] Christmas Wishes - Back in the saddle

[Asa Jay Laughton]

What the hell?!?!  I saw absolutely -no- reference to any overly-buxom 
Blondes, Brunettes, or Redheads.  Are you all going Gay?

Asa Jay

Asa Jay Laughton, MSgt, USAFR, Retired
&  Shelley Marie
Spokane, WA
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On 12/19/2010 12:18, John Bentley wrote:
> just as the lead officer pulled his handcuffs out of his duty belt 
> case, 2 golden monkeys flew out of Dennis' a$$ and carried off the two 
> officers.  We all turned to look at each other and just then a rainbow 
> appeared and a leprechaun slid down the rainbow with a pot-o-gold in 
> his arms.  Dennis grabbed the pot-o-gold and leprechaun and jumped 
> into the SUV and drove off into the sunset.
>
> The End
>
> :)
>
> JB
>
>
>
> --- On *Sun, 12/19/10, Mad Dog Antenucci /<teampantera at yahoo.com>/* wrote:
>
>
>     From: Mad Dog Antenucci <teampantera at yahoo.com>
>     Subject: Re: [TPR] Christmas Wishes - Back in the saddle
>     To: "John Bentley" <gndplne at yahoo.com>
>     Cc: "tpr at teampanteraracing.com" <tpr at teampanteraracing.com>
>     Date: Sunday, December 19, 2010, 9:46 AM
>
>     Teal? Sorry bro I am not with you on this one. Getting ready to
>     hit the sack but thought I would drop you guys a few lines.
>
>     And that brings back some memories of the time we were in Texas on
>     our hunt sitting in our blind, sharing a bottle of Yukon Jack when
>     a formation of Canadian Geese flew overhead. They were flying at
>     1,000 feet obviously too high to hit with a H&H 12 gauge when you
>     pulled out the M107 (.50 Cal Sniper Rifle case). WTFO!!!
>
>     By the time you got the M107 out, had chambered a round and were
>     on target and fired the geese formation had to be 3,000 feet away.
>     . .or damn near a mile.  You took aim, while "One Shot" spotted
>     and called out distance and wind velocity for you....and then "One
>     Shot" (Erik Belter) finally yelled out, HOLY SHEEEEEEEEEEEIT - YOU
>     HIT THE LEAD.
>
>     Not exactly a legal kill. While everyone chewed on your ass for
>     awhile  YOU and I  continued passing the bottle of Yukon Jack back
>     and fourth. No more then 30 minutes had passed when we noticed a
>     Fish & Game SUV roll up. Two officers got of the SUV and walked up
>     to our group and asked us to stand up and leave the weapons in the
>     blind.
>
>     We then walked over to the officers and YOU pulled out your cop ID
>     and badge which they did not even blink at but said something
>     like, "This is TEXAS - not California sir, let me see all your
>     tags and please don't make any sudden movements".
>
>     He then asked who our leader was and everyone pointed to me (you
>     bastards) and he asked if he could talk to me a bit in private. .
>     .So we walked a few feet away and he whispered, "have you guys
>     been drinking?"
>
>     "NO SIR" was my immediate response. So yea, that was a bit of a
>     stretch.....but then he said,
>
>     "We have been observing your hunting party for the last 2 hours
>     and we saw you take down the goose". . .I said, "excuse me sir but
>     that would have been impossible because we never shot at any
>     geese".  He just quietly said, "bullsheeeit" and stared at me for
>     a good minute probably seeing if I would blink or maybe he just
>     thought he'd never heard such a great answer.
>
>     Finally he said "turn around and put your hands behind your back
>     and interlock your fingers".....I asked him if it would be okay if
>     I took off my gloves first....he didn't laugh.....thats when YOU
>     walked up....okay finish the rest of this story because it only
>     gets better with age.
>
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