[TPR] Christmas Wishes - Back in the saddle

[John Bentley]

just as the lead officer pulled his handcuffs out of his duty belt case, 2 golden monkeys flew out of Dennis' a$$ and carried off the two officers.  We all turned to look at each other and just then a rainbow appeared and a leprechaun slid down the rainbow with a pot-o-gold in his arms.  Dennis grabbed the pot-o-gold and leprechaun and jumped into the SUV and drove off into the sunset.

The End

:)

JB



--- On Sun, 12/19/10, Mad Dog Antenucci <teampantera at yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Mad Dog Antenucci <teampantera at yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: [TPR] Christmas Wishes - Back in the saddle
To: "John Bentley" <gndplne at yahoo.com>
Cc: "tpr at teampanteraracing.com" <tpr at teampanteraracing.com>
Date: Sunday, December 19, 2010, 9:46 AM

Teal? Sorry bro I am not with you on this one. Getting ready to hit the sack but thought I would drop you guys a few lines.
And that brings back some memories of the time we were in Texas on our hunt sitting in our blind, sharing a bottle of Yukon Jack when a formation of Canadian Geese flew overhead. They were flying at 1,000 feet obviously too high to hit with a H&H 12 gauge when you pulled out the M107 (.50 Cal Sniper Rifle case). WTFO!!!
By the time you got the M107 out, had chambered a round and were on target and fired the geese formation had to be 3,000 feet away. . .or damn near a mile.  You took aim, while "One Shot" spotted and called out distance and wind velocity for you....and then "One Shot" (Erik Belter) finally
 yelled out, HOLY SHEEEEEEEEEEEIT - YOU HIT THE LEAD. 
Not exactly a legal kill. While everyone chewed on your ass for awhile  YOU and I  continued passing the bottle of Yukon Jack back and fourth. No more then 30 minutes had passed when we noticed a Fish & Game SUV roll up. Two officers got of the SUV and walked up to our group and asked us to stand up and leave the weapons in the blind. 
We then walked over to the officers and YOU pulled out your cop ID and badge which they did not even blink at but said something like, "This is TEXAS - not California sir, let me see all your tags and please don't make any sudden movements".  
He then asked who our leader was and everyone pointed to me (you bastards) and he asked if he could talk to me a bit in private. . .So we walked a few feet away and he whispered, "have you guys been
 drinking?" 
"NO SIR" was my immediate response. So yea, that was a bit of a stretch.....but then he said, 
"We have been observing your hunting party for the last 2 hours and we saw you take down the goose". . .I said, "excuse me sir but that would have been impossible because we never shot at any geese".  He just quietly said, "bullsheeeit" and stared at me for a good minute probably seeing if I would blink or maybe he just thought he'd never heard such a great answer. 
Finally he said "turn around and put your hands behind your back and interlock your fingers".....I asked him if it would be okay if I took off my gloves first....he didn't laugh.....thats when YOU walked up....okay finish the rest of this story because it only gets better with age.



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