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What the hell?!?! I saw absolutely -no- reference to any
overly-buxom Blondes, Brunettes, or Redheads. Are you all going
Gay?<br>
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Asa Jay<br>
<pre class="moz-signature" cols="72">Asa Jay Laughton, MSgt, USAFR, Retired
& Shelley Marie
Spokane, WA
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On 12/19/2010 12:18, John Bentley wrote:
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<td style="font: inherit;" valign="top">just as the lead
officer pulled his handcuffs out of his duty belt case, 2
golden monkeys flew out of Dennis' a$$ and carried off the
two officers. We all turned to look at each other and
just then a rainbow appeared and a leprechaun slid down
the rainbow with a pot-o-gold in his arms. Dennis grabbed
the pot-o-gold and leprechaun and jumped into the SUV and
drove off into the sunset.<br>
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The End<br>
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:)<br>
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JB<br>
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--- On <b>Sun, 12/19/10, Mad Dog Antenucci <i><a class="moz-txt-link-rfc2396E" href="mailto:teampantera@yahoo.com"><teampantera@yahoo.com></a></i></b>
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From: Mad Dog Antenucci <a class="moz-txt-link-rfc2396E" href="mailto:teampantera@yahoo.com"><teampantera@yahoo.com></a><br>
Subject: Re: [TPR] Christmas Wishes - Back in the saddle<br>
To: "John Bentley" <a class="moz-txt-link-rfc2396E" href="mailto:gndplne@yahoo.com"><gndplne@yahoo.com></a><br>
Cc: <a class="moz-txt-link-rfc2396E" href="mailto:tpr@teampanteraracing.com">"tpr@teampanteraracing.com"</a>
<a class="moz-txt-link-rfc2396E" href="mailto:tpr@teampanteraracing.com"><tpr@teampanteraracing.com></a><br>
Date: Sunday, December 19, 2010, 9:46 AM<br>
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<div>Teal? Sorry bro I am not with you on this one.
Getting ready to hit the sack but thought I would
drop you guys a few lines.</div>
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<div>And that brings back some memories of the time
we were in Texas on our hunt sitting in our blind,
sharing a bottle of Yukon Jack when a formation of
Canadian Geese flew overhead. They were flying at
1,000 feet obviously too high to hit with a
H&H 12 gauge when you pulled out the M107 (.50
Cal Sniper Rifle case). WTFO!!!</div>
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<div>By the time you got the M107 out, had chambered
a round and were on target and fired the geese
formation had to be 3,000 feet away. . .or damn
near a mile. You took aim, while "One Shot"
spotted and called out distance and wind velocity
for you....and then "One Shot" (Erik Belter)
finally yelled out, HOLY SHEEEEEEEEEEEIT - YOU HIT
THE LEAD. </div>
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<div>Not exactly a legal kill. While everyone chewed
on your ass for awhile YOU and I continued
passing the bottle of Yukon Jack back and fourth.
No more then 30 minutes had passed when we noticed
a Fish & Game SUV roll up. Two officers got of
the SUV and walked up to our group and asked us to
stand up and leave the weapons in the blind. </div>
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<div>We then walked over to the officers and YOU
pulled out your cop ID and badge which they did
not even blink at but said something like, "This
is TEXAS - not California sir, let me see all your
tags and please don't make any sudden movements".
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<div>He then asked who our leader was and everyone
pointed to me (you bastards) and he asked if he
could talk to me a bit in private. . .So we walked
a few feet away and he whispered, "have you guys
been drinking?" </div>
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<div>"NO SIR" was my immediate response. So yea,
that was a bit of a stretch.....but then he said, </div>
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<div>"We have been observing your hunting party for
the last 2 hours and we saw you take down the
goose". . .I said, "excuse me sir but that would
have been impossible because we never shot at any
geese". He just quietly said, "bullsheeeit" and
stared at me for a good minute probably seeing if
I would blink or maybe he just thought he'd never
heard such a great answer. </div>
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<div>Finally he said "turn around and put your hands
behind your back and interlock your fingers".....I
asked him if it would be okay if I took off my
gloves first....he didn't laugh.....thats when YOU
walked up....okay finish the rest of this story
because it only gets better with age.</div>
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