<html><head><style type="text/css"><!-- DIV {margin:0px;} --></style></head><body><div style="font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:14pt"><div></div><div>Hilarious...even if you have see before....Thanks Frank for sharing.<br> </div><div><strong><font color="#0000ff"><em>Mad Dawg Antenucci <br></em></font><font color="#ff0000">Team Pantera Racing</font></strong> </div> <div><em><strong>The 1st & still the only vintage race team in open road racing <br></strong></em><font color="#0000ff"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.teampanteraracing.com">www.teampanteraracing.com</a></font></div><div><br></div><div style="font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:14pt"><br><div style="font-family:times new roman, new york, times, serif;font-size:12pt"><font size="2" face="Tahoma"><hr size="1"></font><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="font:inherit;"><blockquote
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<blockquote><font size="1"><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE:9pt;"><br><br>: </span></font></font><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="FONT-SIZE:12pt;"><br> </span></font><font color="#004080"><font size="5"><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE:18pt;"><b>Military Rules </b></span></font></font></font><font face="Arial"><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;"> <br></span></font></font><font color="#1f497d"><font size="4"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="FONT-SIZE:13pt;"><b>Marine Rules: <br></b></span></font></font></font><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE:13pt;"><font face="Arial">1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. <br>2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough. 3. Have a plan. 4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work. 5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. 6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose
caliber does not start with
a '4.' 7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. 8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.) 9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible. 10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours. 11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one in which you lose. 12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived. 13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot. <font color="#002060"><b>Navy SEAL's Rules: </b></font>1. Look very cool in sunglasses. 2. Kill every living thing within view. 3. Adjust Speedo. 4. Check hair in mirror. <font color="#424200"><b>US Army Rangers Rules: </b></font>1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving. 2. Locate individuals requiring killing. 3. Request permission via radio from 'Higher' to perform
killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted. 5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving. <font color="#004200"><b>US Army Rules: </b></font></font></span></font><font face="Arial"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE:9pt;">1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order. 2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee. 3. Curse bitterly. 4. Curse bitterly. 5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you killed. 6. Curse bitterly. </span></font><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE:13pt;"><b>US Air Force Rules: </b></span></font><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE:9pt;"> </span></font><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE:13pt;">1. Have a cocktail. 2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner. 3. See what's on HBO. 4. Ask 'What is a gunfight?' 5. Request more funding from Congress with a 'killer' Power Point presentation. 6. Wine & dine ''key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives. 7. Receive funding, set
up new
command and assemble assets. 8. Declare the assets 'strategic' and never deploy them operationally. 9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time. 10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but close enough to have tax exemption. <b>US Navy Rules: </b>1. Go to Sea. 2. Drink Coffee. 3. Deploy Marines <font color="#4141ff"><b>And the next... (You've got to love the Navy, and God bless them all.) </b></font><b>U.S. Navy Directive 16134 ( Inappropriate T-Shirts ) The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all naval installations in the Middle East .</b></span></font><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE:9pt;"> </span></font><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE:13pt;"><b>(It was obviously directed at the Marines.) To: All Commands
Subject:
Inappropriate T-Shirts Ref: ComMidEast For Inst 16134//24 K All commanders promulgate upon receipt. The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East : 1. 'Eat Pork or Die' </b></span></font><b><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;">[both English and Arabic versions] </span></font><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE:13pt;">2. 'Shrine Busters' </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;">[Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.] </span></font><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE:13pt;">3. 'Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy' </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;">[Both English and Arabic versions] </span></font><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE:13pt;">4. 'Goat - it isn't just for breakfast anymore.' </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;">[Both English and
Arabic
versions] </span></font><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE:13pt;">5. 'The road to Paradise begins with me.' </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;">[Mostly Arabic versions, but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs.] </span></font><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE:13pt;">6. 'Guns don't kill people. I kill people.' </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;">[Both Arabic and English versions] </span></font><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE:13pt;">7. 'Pork. The other white meat.' </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;">[Arabic version] </span></font><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE:13pt;">8. 'Infidel' </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;">[English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.] </span></font><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE:13pt;">The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive. In
addition, the following
signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message: 1. 'Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range at 0800 Daily.' 2. 'Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?' All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt. <br></span></font></b><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE:9pt;"><br><br><br></span></font></font></blockquote><font face="Calibri, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE:11pt;"><br></span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE:12pt;"><br></span><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE:9pt;"><br></span></font></font></blockquote><font face="Calibri, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE:11pt;"><br><br>------ End of Forwarded Message<br></span></font></blockquote></div></blockquote></td></tr></tbody></table></div></div><div style="position:fixed"></div>
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