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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-US link=blue vlink=purple><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>I knew that was coming….<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>Caio<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>Brian<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div><div style='border:none;border-top:solid #B5C4DF 1.0pt;padding:3.0pt 0in 0in 0in'><p class=MsoNormal><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'>From:</span></b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'> tpr-bounces@teampanteraracing.com [mailto:tpr-bounces@teampanteraracing.com] <b>On Behalf Of </b>Mad Dog Antenucci<br><b>Sent:</b> Wednesday, January 05, 2011 10:42 AM<br><b>To:</b> John Bentley; tpr@teampanteraracing.com; Brian Ward<br><b>Subject:</b> Re: [TPR] Understanding engineers...<o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><div><div><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Will it fit in the plane?<br> <o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal><em><b><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:blue'>Mad Dawg Antenucci </span></b></em><b><i><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:blue'><br></span></i></b><strong><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:red'>Team Pantera Racing</span></strong><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'> <o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal><strong><i><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>The 1st & still the only vintage race team in open road racing </span></i></strong><b><i><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><br></span></i></b><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:blue'><a href="http://www.teampanteraracing.com" target="_blank">www.teampanteraracing.com</a></span><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div><div class=MsoNormal align=center style='text-align:center'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'><hr size=1 width="100%" align=center></span></div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:12.0pt'><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'>From:</span></b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'> John Bentley <gndplne@yahoo.com><br><b>To:</b> Mad Dog Antenucci <teampantera@yahoo.com>; tpr@teampanteraracing.com; Brian Ward <brian@trinityarmco.com><br><b>Sent:</b> Tue, January 4, 2011 9:13:06 PM<br><b>Subject:</b> Re: [TPR] Understanding engineers...</span><o:p></o:p></p><table class=MsoNormalTable border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td valign=top style='padding:0in 0in 0in 0in'><p class=MsoNormal>BTW, I still have that bike!<br><br>JB<br><br><br><br>--- On <b>Tue, 1/4/11, Brian Ward <i><brian@trinityarmco.com></i></b> wrote:<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:12.0pt'><br>From: Brian Ward <brian@trinityarmco.com><br>Subject: Re: [TPR] Understanding engineers...<br>To: "'Mad Dog Antenucci'" <teampantera@yahoo.com>, tpr@teampanteraracing.com<br>Date: Tuesday, January 4, 2011, 9:02 PM<o:p></o:p></p><div id=yiv1511821957><div><p class=yiv1511821957msonormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;color:#1F497D'>Now that’s a keeper….</span><o:p></o:p></p><p class=yiv1511821957msonormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;color:#1F497D'> </span><o:p></o:p></p><div><div style='border:none;border-top:solid #B5C4DF 1.0pt;padding:3.0pt 0in 0in 0in'><p class=yiv1511821957msonormal><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt'>From:</span></b><span style='font-size:10.0pt'> tpr-bounces@teampanteraracing.com [mailto:tpr-bounces@teampanteraracing.com] <b>On Behalf Of </b>Mad Dog Antenucci<br><b>Sent:</b> Tuesday, January 04, 2011 10:37 PM<br><b>To:</b> tpr@teampanteraracing.com<br><b>Subject:</b> [TPR] Understanding engineers...</span><o:p></o:p></p></div></div><p class=yiv1511821957msonormal> <o:p></o:p></p><div><div><p class=yiv1511821957msonormal><span style='font-size:14.0pt'>I love this engineer logic....some of you may too.<br> </span><o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=yiv1511821957msonormal><em><b><span style='font-size:14.0pt;color:blue'>Mad Dawg Antenucci </span></b></em><b><i><span style='font-size:14.0pt;color:blue'><br></span></i></b><strong><span style='font-size:14.0pt;color:red'>Team Pantera Racing</span></strong><span style='font-size:14.0pt'> </span><o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=yiv1511821957msonormal><strong><i><span style='font-size:14.0pt'>The 1st & still the only vintage race team in open road racing </span></i></strong><b><i><span style='font-size:14.0pt'><br></span></i></b><span style='font-size:14.0pt;color:blue'><a href="http://www.teampanteraracing.com" target="_blank">www.teampanteraracing.com</a></span><o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=yiv1511821957msonormal><span style='font-size:14.0pt'> </span><o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=yiv1511821957msonormal><span style='font-size:14.0pt'> </span><o:p></o:p></p><div><div><p class=yiv1511821957msonormal><span style='color:#1F497D'> </span><o:p></o:p></p><div><div><div><p class=yiv1511821957msonormal><span style='font-size:14.0pt;color:black'>Understanding Engineers – One<br>> Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"<br>> The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."<br>> The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."<br>> <br>> Understanding Engineers – Two<br>> To the optimist, the glass is half-full.<br>> To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.<br>> To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.<br>> <br>> Understanding Engineers – Three<br>> A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"<br>> The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"<br>> The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him."<br>> He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"<br>> The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."<br>> The group fell silent for a moment.<br>> The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."<br>> The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."<br>> The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"<br>> <br>> Understanding Engineers – Four<br>> What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?<br>> Mechanical engineers build weapons<br>> Civil engineers build targets.<br>> <br>> Understanding Engineers – Five<br>> The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"<br>> The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"<br>> The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"<br>> The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"<br>> <br>> Understanding Engineers – Six<br>> Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.<br>> Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.</span><o:p></o:p></p></div></div></div><div class=MsoNormal align=center style='text-align:center'><hr size=1 width="100%" noshade style='color:#ACA899' align=center></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:12.0pt'><br>-----Inline Attachment Follows-----<o:p></o:p></p><div><p class=MsoNormal>_______________________________________________<br>TPR mailing list<br>TPR@teampanteraracing.com<br><a href="http://lists.teampanteraracing.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/tpr" target="_blank">http://lists.teampanteraracing.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/tpr</a><o:p></o:p></p></div></td></tr></table><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p></div></div></div></div></body></html>