<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0" ><tr><td valign="top" style="font: inherit;"><DIV><FONT size=3>> Understanding Engineers – Six<BR>> Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.<BR>> Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=5>Frank, don't follow this one (#6)this year ---------- finish up and drive it !!!!</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><BR>--- On <B>Wed, 1/5/11, Mad Dog <SPAN><SPAN>Antenucci</SPAN></SPAN> <I><teampantera@yahoo.com></I></B> wrote:<BR></DIV>
<BLOCKQUOTE style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: rgb(16,16,255) 2px solid"><BR>From: Mad Dog Antenucci <teampantera@yahoo.com><BR>Subject: [TPR] Understanding engineers...<BR>To: tpr@teampanteraracing.com<BR>Date: Wednesday, January 5, 2011, 4:36 AM<BR><BR>
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<DIV style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica, sans-serif">I love this engineer logic....some of you may too.<BR> </DIV>
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<P class=yiv17061684MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black">Understanding Engineers – One<BR>> Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"<BR>> The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."<BR>> The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."<BR>> <BR>> Understanding Engineers – Two<BR>> To the optimist, the glass is half-full.<BR>> To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.<BR>> To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.<BR>> <BR>> Understanding Engineers – Three<BR>> A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"<BR>> The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"<BR>> The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him."<BR>> He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"<BR>> The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."<BR>> The group fell silent for a moment.<BR>> The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."<BR>> The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."<BR>> The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"<BR>> <BR>> Understanding
Engineers – Four<BR>> What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?<BR>> Mechanical engineers build weapons<BR>> Civil engineers build targets.<BR>> <BR>> Understanding Engineers – Five<BR>> The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"<BR>> The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"<BR>> The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"<BR>> The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"<BR>> <BR>> Understanding Engineers – Six<BR>> Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.<BR>> Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.</SPAN></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV>
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