<html><head><style type="text/css"><!-- DIV {margin:0px;} --></style></head><body><div style="font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:14pt"><div style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; "></div><div style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; ">I love this engineer logic....some of you may too.<br> </div><div style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; "><strong><font color="#0000ff"><em>Mad Dawg Antenucci <br></em></font><font color="#ff0000">Team Pantera Racing</font></strong> </div> <div style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; "><em><strong>The 1st & still the only vintage race team in open road racing <br></strong></em><font color="#0000ff"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.teampanteraracing.com">www.teampanteraracing.com</a></font></div><div style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;
"><br></div><div><br><div><div class="WordSection1" style="font-family: 'times new roman', 'new york', times, serif; font-size: 12pt; "><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#1F497D;"> </span></p><div><div><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"sans-serif";color:black;">Understanding Engineers – One<br>> Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"<br>> The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."<br>> The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."<br>> <br>> Understanding Engineers – Two<br>> To the optimist, the glass is half-full.<br>> To the pessimist, the glass is
half-empty.<br>> To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.<br>> <br>> Understanding Engineers – Three<br>> A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"<br>> The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"<br>> The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him."<br>> He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"<br>> The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."<br>> The group fell silent for a moment.<br>> The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer
for them tonight."<br>> The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."<br>> The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"<br>> <br>> Understanding Engineers – Four<br>> What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?<br>> Mechanical engineers build weapons<br>> Civil engineers build targets.<br>> <br>> Understanding Engineers – Five<br>> The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"<br>> The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"<br>> The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"<br>> The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"<br>> <br>> Understanding Engineers – Six<br>> Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.<br>> Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't
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