<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0" ><tr><td valign="top" style="font: inherit;">BTW, I still have that bike!<br><br>JB<br><br><br><br>--- On <b>Tue, 1/4/11, Brian Ward <i><brian@trinityarmco.com></i></b> wrote:<br><blockquote style="border-left: 2px solid rgb(16, 16, 255); margin-left: 5px; padding-left: 5px;"><br>From: Brian Ward <brian@trinityarmco.com><br>Subject: Re: [TPR] Understanding engineers...<br>To: "'Mad Dog Antenucci'" <teampantera@yahoo.com>, tpr@teampanteraracing.com<br>Date: Tuesday, January 4, 2011, 9:02 PM<br><br><div id="yiv1511821957"><style><!--
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--></style><div class="yiv1511821957WordSection1"><p class="yiv1511821957MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "sans-serif"; color: rgb(31, 73, 125);">Now that’s a keeper….</span></p><p class="yiv1511821957MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "sans-serif"; color: rgb(31, 73, 125);"> </span></p><div><div style="border-right: medium none; border-width: 1pt medium medium; border-style: solid none none; border-color: rgb(181, 196, 223) -moz-use-text-color -moz-use-text-color; padding: 3pt 0in 0in;"><p class="yiv1511821957MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "sans-serif";">From:</span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "sans-serif";"> tpr-bounces@teampanteraracing.com [mailto:tpr-bounces@teampanteraracing.com] <b>On Behalf Of </b>Mad Dog Antenucci<br><b>Sent:</b> Tuesday, January 04, 2011 10:37 PM<br><b>To:</b>
tpr@teampanteraracing.com<br><b>Subject:</b> [TPR] Understanding engineers...</span></p></div></div><p class="yiv1511821957MsoNormal"> </p><div><div><p class="yiv1511821957MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: "sans-serif";">I love this engineer logic....some of you may too.<br> </span></p></div><div><p class="yiv1511821957MsoNormal"><em><b><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: "sans-serif"; color: blue;">Mad Dawg Antenucci </span></b></em><b><i><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: "sans-serif"; color: blue;"><br></span></i></b><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: "sans-serif"; color: red;">Team Pantera Racing</span></strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: "sans-serif";"> </span></p></div><div><p class="yiv1511821957MsoNormal"><strong><i><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: "sans-serif";">The 1st & still the only vintage
race team in open road racing </span></i></strong><b><i><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: "sans-serif";"><br></span></i></b><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: "sans-serif"; color: blue;"><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.teampanteraracing.com">www.teampanteraracing.com</a></span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: "sans-serif";"></span></p></div><div><p class="yiv1511821957MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: "sans-serif";"> </span></p></div><div><p class="yiv1511821957MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: "sans-serif";"> </span></p><div><div><p class="yiv1511821957MsoNormal" style=""><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);"> </span></p><div><div><div><p class="yiv1511821957MsoNormal" style=""><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: "sans-serif"; color: black;">Understanding Engineers – One<br>> Two
engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"<br>> The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."<br>> The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."<br>> <br>> Understanding Engineers – Two<br>> To the optimist, the glass is half-full.<br>> To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.<br>> To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.<br>> <br>> Understanding Engineers – Three<br>> A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"<br>> The doctor
chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"<br>> The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him."<br>> He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"<br>> The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."<br>> The group fell silent for a moment.<br>> The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."<br>> The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."<br>> The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"<br>> <br>> Understanding Engineers – Four<br>> What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?<br>> Mechanical
engineers build weapons<br>> Civil engineers build targets.<br>> <br>> Understanding Engineers – Five<br>> The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"<br>> The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"<br>> The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"<br>> The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"<br>> <br>> Understanding Engineers – Six<br>> Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.<br>> Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.</span></p></div></div></div><div class="yiv1511821957MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><hr style="color: rgb(172, 168, 153);" width="100%" align="center" noshade="noshade" size="1"></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><br>-----Inline Attachment Follows-----<br><br><div
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