<html><head><style type="text/css"><!-- DIV {margin:0px;} --></style></head><body><div style="font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:14pt"><div></div><div>Teal? Sorry bro I am not with you on this one. Getting ready to hit the sack but thought I would drop you guys a few lines.</div><div><br></div><div>And that brings back some memories of the time we were in Texas on our hunt sitting in our blind, sharing a bottle of Yukon Jack when a formation of Canadian Geese flew overhead. They were flying at 1,000 feet obviously too high to hit with a H&H 12 gauge when you pulled out the M107 (.50 Cal Sniper Rifle case). WTFO!!!</div><div><br></div><div>By the time you got the M107 out, had chambered a round and were on target and fired the geese formation had to be 3,000 feet away. . .or damn near a mile. You took aim, while "One Shot" spotted and called out distance and wind velocity for you....and then "One Shot" (Erik Belter) finally
yelled out, HOLY SHEEEEEEEEEEEIT - YOU HIT THE LEAD. </div><div><br></div><div>Not exactly a legal kill. While everyone chewed on your ass for awhile YOU and I continued passing the bottle of Yukon Jack back and fourth. No more then 30 minutes had passed when we noticed a Fish & Game SUV roll up. Two officers got of the SUV and walked up to our group and asked us to stand up and leave the weapons in the blind. </div><div><br></div><div>We then walked over to the officers and YOU pulled out your cop ID and badge which they did not even blink at but said something like, "This is TEXAS - not California sir, let me see all your tags and please don't make any sudden movements". </div><div><br></div><div>He then asked who our leader was and everyone pointed to me (you bastards) and he asked if he could talk to me a bit in private. . .So we walked a few feet away and he whispered, "have you guys been
drinking?" </div><div><br></div><div>"NO SIR" was my immediate response. So yea, that was a bit of a stretch.....but then he said, </div><div><br></div><div>"We have been observing your hunting party for the last 2 hours and we saw you take down the goose". . .I said, "excuse me sir but that would have been impossible because we never shot at any geese". He just quietly said, "bullsheeeit" and stared at me for a good minute probably seeing if I would blink or maybe he just thought he'd never heard such a great answer. </div><div><br></div><div>Finally he said "turn around and put your hands behind your back and interlock your fingers".....I asked him if it would be okay if I took off my gloves first....he didn't laugh.....thats when YOU walked up....okay finish the rest of this story because it only gets better with age.</div><div style="position:fixed"></div>
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