[TPR] Understanding engineers...

[Mad Dog Antenucci]

Will it fit in the plane?
 
Mad Dawg Antenucci 
Team Pantera Racing 
The 1st & still the only vintage race team in open road racing 
www.teampanteraracing.com




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From: John Bentley <gndplne at yahoo.com>
To: Mad Dog Antenucci <teampantera at yahoo.com>; tpr at teampanteraracing.com; Brian 
Ward <brian at trinityarmco.com>
Sent: Tue, January 4, 2011 9:13:06 PM
Subject: Re: [TPR] Understanding engineers...


BTW, I still have that bike!

JB



--- On Tue, 1/4/11, Brian Ward <brian at trinityarmco.com> wrote:


>From: Brian Ward <brian at trinityarmco.com>
>Subject: Re: [TPR] Understanding engineers...
>To: "'Mad Dog Antenucci'" <teampantera at yahoo.com>, tpr at teampanteraracing.com
>Date: Tuesday, January 4, 2011, 9:02 PM
>
>
>Now that’s a keeper….
> 
>From:tpr-bounces at teampanteraracing.com 
>[mailto:tpr-bounces at teampanteraracing.com] On Behalf Of Mad Dog Antenucci
>Sent: Tuesday, January 04, 2011 10:37 PM
>To: tpr at teampanteraracing.com
>Subject: [TPR] Understanding engineers...
> 
>I love this engineer logic....some of you may too.
> 
>Mad Dawg Antenucci 
>Team Pantera Racing
>The 1st & still the only vintage  race team in open road racing 
>www.teampanteraracing.com
> 
> 
> 
>Understanding Engineers – One
>> Two  engineering students were walking across a university campus when one 
>>said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
>> The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my 
>>own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the 
>>ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
>> The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes 
>>probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."
>> 
>> Understanding Engineers – Two
>> To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
>> To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
>> To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
>> 
>> Understanding Engineers – Three
>> A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly 
>>slow group of golfers.  The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys?  We must 
>>have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"
>> The doctor  chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"
>> The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper.  Let's have a word with him."
>> He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us?  They're 
>>rather slow, aren't they?"
>> The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes.  That's a group of blind firemen.  They 
>>lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let 
>>them play for free anytime."
>> The group fell silent for a moment.
>> The priest said, "That's so sad.  I think I will say a special prayer for them 
>>tonight."
>> The doctor said, "Good idea.  I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague 
>>and see if there's anything he can do for them."
>> The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"
>> 
>> Understanding Engineers – Four
>> What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
>> Mechanical  engineers build weapons
>> Civil engineers build targets.
>> 
>> Understanding Engineers – Five
>> The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
>> The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
>> The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
>> The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
>>  
>> Understanding Engineers – Six
>> Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
>> Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features 
yet.
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