[TPR] Understanding engineers...

[Brian Ward]

Now that’s a keeper….

 

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Subject: [TPR] Understanding engineers...

 

I love this engineer logic....some of you may too.
 

Mad Dawg Antenucci 
Team Pantera Racing 

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Understanding Engineers – One
> Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
> The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
> The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."
> 
> Understanding Engineers – Two
> To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
> To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
> To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
> 
> Understanding Engineers – Three
> A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.  The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys?  We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"
> The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"
> The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper.  Let's have a word with him."
> He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us?  They're rather slow, aren't they?"
> The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes.  That's a group of blind firemen.  They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
> The group fell silent for a moment.
> The priest said, "That's so sad.  I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
> The doctor said, "Good idea.  I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."
> The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"
> 
> Understanding Engineers – Four
> What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
> Mechanical engineers build weapons
> Civil engineers build targets.
> 
> Understanding Engineers – Five
> The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
> The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
> The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
> The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
>  
> Understanding Engineers – Six
> Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
> Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

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