[TPR] By Order of the Army - You will have a Merry Christmas

[Mad Dog Antenucci]

Big visit tomorrow by Santa and its official too.

See below
 
Mad Dawg Antenucci 
Team Pantera Racing 
The 1st & still the only vintage race team in open road racing 
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DEPARTMENT OF THE ARMY
CONSTRUCTION TASK FORCE – SAUDI ARABIA (FORWARD)
C-17 DETACHMENT
SAUDI RSAF AIR BASE, RIYADH
APO AE 09855
 
KURFC C-12 20 December 10
MEMORANDUM FOR: KURFC (C-12)
SUBJECT: DV Official Visit 
1. An official visit by MG Santa (NMI) Claus is expected at our headquarters 25 
December 2010. The following instructions will be in effect and govern the 
activities of all personnel during this visit:
a. Not a creature will stir without official permission. This will include 
indigenous mice. Special stirring permits for necessary administrative actions 
will be obtained through normal command channels. Mice stirring permits will be 
obtained through the office of OSURG, Veterinary Services.
b. Personnel will settle their brains for a long winter nap prior to 2200 hours, 
24 December 2010. Uniform for the nap will be: Pajamas, cotton, light, drowsing, 
with kerchief, general purpose, camouflage; and Cap, camouflage w/ear flaps. 
Equipment will be drawn from CIF prior to 1900 hours, 25 December 2010.
c. Personnel will utilize standard ration sugar plums for visions to dance 
through their heads. This item will be drawn from the servicing dining 
facility(DFAC).
d. Stockings, wool, cushion sole, will be hung by the chimney with care. 
Necessary safety precautions will be taken to avoid fire hazards caused by 
carelessly hung stockings. Unit Safety Officers will submit stocking hanging 
plans to this headquarters prior to 0800 hours, 24 December 2010, ATTN:AEAGA-S, 
for approval.
e. At the first sign of clatter from the lawn, all troops will spring from their 
beds to evaluate noise and cause. Immediate action will be taken to tear open 
the shutters and thrown open the window sashes. ODCSOPS Plan (Saint Nick), 
Reference LO No. 3, paragraph 6c, this headquarters, 2 February 2010, will be in 
effect to facilitate shutter tearing and sash throwing. Division chiefs will 
familiarize all personnel with procedures and are responsible for ensuring that 
no shutters are torn open nor window sashes thrown prior to start of official 
clatter.
f. Prior to 2400, 24 December 2010, all personnel will be assigned "Wondering 
Eye" stations. After shutters are thrown and sashes are torn, these stations 
will be manned.
g.     ODCSLOG will assign one each Sleigh, miniature, M-66, and eight (8) deer, 
rein, tiny, for use by MG Claus’ who, in accordance with current directives and 
other applicable regulations, must have a valid SF 56 properly annotated by 
Driver Testing; be authorized rooftop parking and be able to shout "On Dasher, 
on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen, up Comet, up Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen." 
without error.
2. MG Claus will enter quarters through standard chimneys. All units without 
chimneys will draw Chimney Simulator, M-6, for use during ceremonies. Chimney 
simulator units will be requested on Engineer Job Order Request Form submitted 
to the Furniture Warehouse prior to 19 December 2010, and issued on DA Form 
3161, Request for Issue or Turn-In.
3. Personnel will be rehearsed on shouting "Merry Christmas to all and to all a 
good night." This shout will be given on termination of General Claus’ visit. 
Uniformity of shouting is the responsibility of division chiefs.
FOR THE CHIEF:

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